i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
- east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
- west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
- Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
- floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
Then there’s the Navy
- Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
- High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
- College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
- History Channel: Aliens.